The Moose Jaw
the fine art of two gentlemen penetrating one lucky lady’s ears (picture: antlers). while simutaneously ejaculating, they punch her in the jaw as she emits a moose call.
captain delton said to his friends, “the first mate and i gave her the moose jaw last night.”
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