The Moped
a chick thats a really fun ride until ur friends see u on it. something like the village bycicle.
‘eww thats chick such a minger i cant believe u did her’
the act of grabbing some wh-r-s pigtails while sticking your junk in her mouth rapidly over and over again until she gags on your c-m
guy 1: hey that was a nice ride on the moped
b-tch 1: “cough cough” i’m still gagging up that c-m from your w-nker.
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