The Morris
a standard unit of size (volume) or m-ss equal to a morris oxford motor car.
normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
dude 1: jesus – look at the size of that guys head….
dude 2: it’s m-ssive – it’s a planetoid of a head … etc.
dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a morris….
dude 2: way! maybe even a full morris – the morris!
dude 1: no way – a full morris can bend light it’s so m-ssive!!!!
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