The Mortality Angle


the use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.
“i didn’t think i’d be able to get her to come home with me until i brought up that program on the discovery channel i watched about supervolcanos.”
“ah, the mortality angle…nice.”

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