The Mother Troll


recent years have seen a huge rise in the number of trolls frequenting internet forums. if the current rate of increase continues it is projected that by 2020 up to 50% of information on the internet will be the direct result of trolling. by 2030 this number will be over 100%. many believe that this phenomenon will have catastrophic results, not only because people will no longer have any interesting sources to copy their opinions from but also because it will give rise to the fabled being known as the mother troll. the mother troll will be created when all the anger and annoyance caused by trolling on the world wide web reaches a level so intense that it conglomerates into a conscious being. this god of trolls with not rest until all interesting debate and knowledge has been destroyed and it has thoroughly p-ssed on everybody’s parade.
person 1: well that’s a very interesting point. do you take into account the idea that those who are in such a position may feel differently though?

person 2: i try to take into account everybody’s ideas and feelings and yes i can see that others may feel differently from me and i respect that.

the mother troll arises

person 1: ah well whatever your nothing but a stupid fan boy anyway noob.

person 2: f-k u disphit i banged your mum last night

person 1: i have so mush satisfaction in the knowledge that a remtard like you will soon be shoved into a small padded cell where you belong

person 3: god is righteous and he will burn the h-m-s-xuals

ect.

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