The Mountain
the o.c. with mountains.
well basically…
it’s about two families the carvers and the dowlings, both families want control of a “the mountain”
this is what happened so far…
grandpa carver died and left the mountain to his more rebellious grandson david which shocked will since david hadn’t been around for six years and will was the one who actually ran the mountain for his granfather before his death.
wil now date maria which is davids first love, david is dating max daughter of collin dowling who wants to take the mountain away from the carvers. and sixteen year old sh-lley is dating michael dowling who is 21 no one aproves of their relationship especially sam her best friend who seems to be in love with her.
a s-xual position where one makes the other party believe they are dominant. after letting them fall for your clever ruse, you roll on top of them and crush there eyeb-lls and skull in between your sausage fingers
“awe dude, she was getting real into it, but when i gave her the mountain you can say she was between a rock a hard place. sh-t got messy”
the domain of sewanee: the university of the south
i haven’t been off the mountain since christmas
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