the muddy skydiver


taking a sh-t standing up into a urinal
eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. as he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. instead, eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.

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