The Music Wizard


a website created in desperation by one who wishes to leave his utterly meaningless footprint on the music industry. those who obsess and/or promote such sites suffer from similar symptoms to that of “transmissionism” and should seek similar treatments.
henry thinks that people care about his website,the music wizard, when in actuality it ranks just below aids infected babies in south africa in importance of day to day life…
a horrible meaningless website to download music for free. cant we do that anywhere anyways?
henry’s website, the music wizard, sucks.

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