the myth of liebe grube
a cheap picture taken in a studio somewhere in the south of france, liebe grube is a mysterious woman that sends post-cards to people claiming to be their “little cousin sarah.” once, when liebe grube’s photo was scanned into a duel printer-scanner-fax machine, she continued making copies of herself until the machine was unhooked and rebooted.
local myth attributes the curse of liebe grube to the murder of a young girl by her rabies ridden cat named hazel.
susie could not go to sleep because the myth of liebe grube her mommy told her made her worry about wetting the bed.
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