sarkgasm
having an -rg-sm from hearing your own dry wit
-checking out s-xy women’s lingerie-
patifus: -drowsymusing- huh, they should make this kind of thing for dudes. the matching tops and bottoms.
narcifus: really? patifus. really? oh wait, sarkgasm. mmm-hmm.
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