The Naked Man
the act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.
i used the naked man the other night.
a technique by men used to get lain. the man who is invited over to a woman’s place makes an excuse to come over and when the woman is not around, he gets naked while he waits for her return. on her return, they both laugh, and the element of surprise gets him laid. very risky, with a potentially big payoff.
(as seen on how i met your mother)
i used the naked man last night. she had no idea it was coming, but it worked.
a highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite s-x.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:b-tter her bread!
awesome dude:may use your bathroom hotchick?
hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes -ssumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
hotchick:oh my!
awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
a highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite s-x.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:b-tter her bread!
awesome dude:may i use your bathroom hotchick?
hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes -ssumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
hotchick:oh my!
awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
Read Also:
- Ciggy pop
(pr-nouced “sig-ee pop”) a cigarette that has been craved for far too long, and has been earned through sheer patience and force of will. often imbibed after a long period of being in an unpleasant, non-smoking environment such as a hospital, or the department of motor vehicles. after deliberating for 16 hours, the jury finally […]
- danmeggaried
to wait for somebody to fall asleep, and then nestle your nose snuggly into their -n-s while humming showtunes. this causes the recipient to soil themselves. “i awoke on the couch to find that in my drunken sleep i had been danmeggaried.”
- Dedet
another way to say, rejected. originated on the east coast. most likely in the new york region. i just got dedet by this girl i just asked out.
- semen seat
a j-zz stain on a couch, chair or anything else where one would sit. johnny got stuck sitting in the s-m-n seat in the car.
- Semen Slinger
another word for a male p-rn star or gay man. dirk diggler and ron jeremy are two of the most well known s-m-n slingers in the p-rn industry. and a few of the best well known gay s-m-n slingers in music would have to be boy george and freddy mercury.