the need to seed
the act of -j-c-l-t–n or wishing in planting your “seed” in a person. it is commonly used for h-rny teenagers with the urge to m-st-rb-t- or a reference to jack off.
synonyms: urge to splurge, beat the meat, crank one out, gotta blast, etc
seth: its that time of the day again parker
parker: what do you mean my n-gg-?
seth: ive got the need to seed
parker: d-mn bro, go crank one out
seth: yeet
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