The New Jersey


a s-xual term: farting while masturbating.
“d-mn son, i just walked in on alec doing the new jersey!!”

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    whenever you’re entering a car and everyone in the car tells you to get in on the other side. every single time sally comes to the car, we have to do the other side shout.

  • the pros and cons

    the good and bad parts of a situation, or the reasons why you should or should not do something. this phrase comes from the latin words ‘pro’, which means ‘for’ and ‘contra’ which means ‘against’. we’ve been discussing the pros and cons of buying a house.

  • theracopter

    a cathartic therapy-like session which consists of friends talking out their issues whilst playing the addictive internet helicopter-crashing game (www.addictinggames.com), ideally at two adjacent computers. whenever i start to feel really b-mmed, i know it’s time for some theracopter with my buddy, james.

  • the rainbow

    to eat skittles or other flavorful candies out of a females reproductive organ. “dude did you give sam the rainbow last night?” the act of blowing your load over a midgets head. not on their head, over their head. when tom finishes having s-x with his midget wife, sh-lly, he always does the rainbow to […]

  • ThermoMochaMotoLattieDog

    (n.) derives from many things —> thermo, as in thermoflash —> mocha, pr-nounced “mow-char”, as in embarr-ssing mispr-nounciation of mocha, pr-nounced (mock-ah). —> moto, as in motor —> lattie, as in another embarr-ssing mispr-nounciation of latté. —> dog, as in, dog. basically, a thermomochamotolattiedog is a dog that is like a sausage dog, but is […]


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