The Nixon
raising both hands into the air with piece signs yelling “i am not a crook” and motor-boating some t-tties.
i got laid so hard last night after giving anna the nixon!
she might have some att-tude, but wait until she gets the nixon!
giving a tranny a bl-wj-b while playing with her t-ts!
i gave that dirty tranny the nixon
a variation of the bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. may enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling, “i’m not a crook”. this is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modic-m of decorum.
i pulled the nixon last night on your mom.
a s-xual position wherein a guy is laying on his back having s-x with one girl on top, while simultaneously fingering two other girls in the cl-ssic nixon “peace sign” position (both arms raised over his head)
dude, i got three girls to come home with me last night. you guys were p-ssed out so i gave ’em the nixon!
the act of shaking ones jowls like a comedian doing a bad richard m. nixon impression while going down on a woman. usually accompanied by the words “i am not a crook” or just a sound resembling “bhudaubuhadbuhadbuhadbuhadbuhadbuhad”
woman – “what the f-ck was that?!”
man – “that was the nixon, baby!”
woman – “if you love me you’ll never do that again.”
aka motor boating.
when one cl-ssy individual places his face in between the br–sts of a female or man b–bs of a…man and proceeds to a violent shaking of his face which is typically accompanied by a sound reminiscent to the cheek jiggling stuttering of richard nixon.
he gave her the nixon.
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