The North Korean mudslide
it’s where you drink half a cup of laxative before s-x during which you crouch over your partner’s face and say “here comes the pain in korean as you sh-t all over your partner’s face.
please note neither you or your partner have to be korean to preform this.
kris:so rojo what did you and your girl did for valentine’s day?
rojo: well after dinner we went back to my place and she gave me the north korean mudslide.
kris: so how was it?
rojo: warm and inviting
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