Theory of Stan
the theory that when all else fails and there is nothing you can do to make a situation better, you should just f-ck it. the phrase was first spoken by the mighty and wise stan to a clingy ex-girlfriend relating her woes. after stan had carefully observed the story, he related his advice. just f-ck it.
girl: “i just can’t get over him. he broke my heart and i still love him.”
stan: “f-ck it, lynn. just f-ck it. so says the theory of stan.”
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