The Norwegian housewife
are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your s-xual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife’s -n-s, then have her cut the wood with her -n-s. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!
“my wife has been slacking her duties, so i had her shape up and gave her the norwegian housewife!”
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