The Number System
the number system is used by those who want to keep the names of their lovers/crushes a secret between close friends and in public places such as school or in the mall. each love, crush is numbered in numerical order and it does not matter if one has spoken with their crush yet.
for example 1 is the first crush and 5 would be your fifth crush.
guy to his male friend.
guy – hey i saw 5 the other day in the supermarket.
friend – 5?
guy – you know, the number system?
friend – oh right, 5.
guy – anyway she seen me at the supermarket.
friend- oh cool, did she say anything to you?
guy – no she didn’t. 🙁
friend – well at least your 6 speaks to you.
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