The Obone Layer
see: obone
a regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.
the obone layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the p-n-s, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.
a useful tip is to trap the head of the p-n-s under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the ob-n-r.
guy a: “had the best day at work today”
guy b: “oh really?!”
guy a: “yeah, i had this crazy obone, and melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. she definitely touched the obone layer!”
guy b: “omg, i’m well jelly!”
guy a: “yeah, i was well moist.”
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