the office dick
the guy in the office who uses his fingers to rip off a piece of a m-ffin, bagel or donut from what was brought in for the office to share, and puts what’s left of it back onto the plate, as if anyone would ever eat the rest.
person #1: hey, who put this half eaten donut back on the plate? person #2: who do you think, of course, the office d-ck.
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