the offspring
a southern california based punk band that consists of four members. they have released 7 kick -ss alb-ms and one greatest hits alb-m. one of the greatest bands ever.
time rolls on
wipe these eyes
yesterday laughs
tommorow cries
-can’t repeat (2005)
an awesome punk/post-grunge/punk-pop/indie band that formed in 1984 when schoolmates bryan keith “dexter” holland and greg “greg k” kriesel could not get into a social distortion concert; neither of them knew how to play instruments. while dexter took to guitar, greg k developed a feel for b-ss. later, guitarist kevin “noodles” w-sserman, the school custodian, joined for the sole purpose to get them alcohol. ron welty, drummer, joined up, though he left the band in 2003 (new drummer is atom willard). since 1984, the offspring have had seven alb-ms, with one (smash) introducing them to the mainstream while on an indie label, and a greatest hits alb-m coming in june. also, they’ll be in this year’s warped tour. the offspring are a talented band and should be applauded for how far they come.
dude, i can’t wait to see the offspring at warped tour!
a f-ckin awesome band that a lot of ppl just don’t take the time to listen to and learn to appreciate their music, which, by the way, is like an -rg-sm for the ears! whoever disagrees can suck my b-lls.
some d-ck: man, the offspring suck!
someone with taste: hey, f-ck you man! they kick -ss! you can suck my b-lls!
see offspring
the offspring rock!
a band that many people write off because of their zany singles. when you get past the crust, you have the smooth caramel filling.
on the way
trying to get where i’d like to say
i’m always feeling steered away
by someone trying to tell me
what to say and do
i don’t want it
i gotta go find my own way
i gotta go make my own mistakes
sorry man for feeling
feeling the way i do
the best band out there nowadays. not one of those sh-tty yeller bands, but one of the cl-ssic punk rock bands. they rock man!!!!!!
“and all the girlies say im pretty fly for a white guy”–pretty fly (for a white guy)-americana 1998
best band ever!
h-ll yeah
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