The OhUmSorry Tango
when two people are walking down a hallway or a crowded area and both go the same way when trying to get p-ssed each other. they go back and forth a couple times until one smartens up and just stays while the other one goes past. all the while mumbling “oh um sorry”. gives the illusion of tangoing.
teacher: “why were you late to cl-ss again!”
me: “sorry i was doing the ohumsorry tango with someone”
teacher: “you’re excused, now take your seat.”
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