the ol handshield maneuver


the (while in the act of masturbating) putting your hand like a shield in a cupping shape over your belly b-tton area to protect your clothing from j-zz shots.
he was about to c-m, but the ol handshield maneuver saved him from j-zz stains on his shirt

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