the ol’ rusty-roo
the ol’ rusty-roo is performed in the most desperate times. the art ol’ rusty-roo dates back from eons and eons ago. the following are the steps you must take to perform the ol’ rusty-roo:
1.) obtain a step-sister.
2.) with her consent, pin her to the ground use zip-ties if needed.
3.) as if you were role-playing as dentist, tell her to open wide.
4.) remove your pantaloons.
5.) cram your stinky -ss into her face, allowing her to lick all your swamp -ss from your booty-hole.
ladies and gentlemen, the ol’ rusty-roo.
brenda! it’s step-sister! now give me the ol’ rusty-roo!
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