The old country buffet
put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas v-g-n- once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes granny quiffs out your hot and steamy old country buffet on your plate.
hey mom, what are we having for dinner?
the old country buffet!
yay!!
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