The old J&D
when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her v-g-n-, proceed to have s-x with her, -j-c-l-t- inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created.
guy 1: “i saw your ex at the bar the other night and i couldn’t believe when her drunk sleazy -ss wanted me to give her the old j&d”
guy 2: “filthy b-tch!”
guy 1: “word.”
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