the old normal


aka the good ol’ days, ie before the new normal took over and ruined everything
father: i don’t care how mature you think you are, young lady. this is still my house. and if you think smoking weed and having s-x with your bf is the new normal around here, then you need to be reintroduced to the old normal, and that reintroduction starts right now!
daughter: *mumbles under breath* stupid old fartface 🙁
fathert: i heard that!

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