the old right-handed circumcision ploy
a tactic designed to divert a person’s attention from what is really going on. this entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circ-mcising the nearest male creature.
generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. we don’t recommend circ-mcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circ-mcision ploy on the guard. even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
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