The Old Switch-er-oo
pretending to be your identical twin (if you have one) to have s-x with his or her significant other.
i pulled the old switch-er-oo last night on your girlfriend, i didn’t realize it was her first time, i tapped that sh-t. hope you like seconds.
1. the act of two couples switching partners in the midst of simultaneous s-xual congress.
2. successfully dumping your girlfriend in favour of her sister or roommate.
1. jane and i were givin er when jack offered jill up and we did the old switch-er-oo.
2. person 1: yep, as soon as susan moved in with sarah, i knew i had to have her, so i gave sarah the heave-ho and now susan and i are b-mping ugly.
person 2: holy sh-t! you pulled off the old switch-er-oo!
1. to switch your own functionally defunct object another’s superficially similar but properly fuctioning object for personal gain.
2. anything sorta similar to that.
i pulled the old switch-er-oo on my friend’s nes with my broken one. it’s not like he’d ever play it anyway.
j-ponese torture technique known as “ranlofan”. the t-st-cl-s are removed from a criminals scr-t-m, and the eyes are removed from his head. the t-st-cl-s are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scr-t-m– all while he is awake.
“in punishment for molesting midgets, i condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!”
“no! anything but that! please!”
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