The Olive Theory
theory used as a less cr-ss method to discern a woman’s propensity to swallow, postulating a correlation with her taste or distaste for olives.
likes: typically swallows & enjoys or at least pretends to, approx. 85% accuracy.
dislikes: indeterminate, do the leg work and find out – if in luck, hooray for false negatives.
the olive theory:
“do you like olives?”
“yes! i love them” – she’s a keeper.
“ew no, yuck!” – don’t get your hopes up.
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