The Omid


a mythical rugby player, discoverd by the lads of cheshunt rfc not too long ago at a rugby club not too far away…

reverred as a g-d-like figure. he is picked up and p-ssed around player to player, as all those who touch this great man hope to absorb some of electric rugby skills.

likes to drink. buy him a beer.

once got stuck in a chair for 10 minutes. the chair is no more.
after buying him several drinks and getting stuck in a chair, a player must then raise the great one into the air and bellow:

“it’s the omid!!!”

before p-ssing him to another player.

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