The One Eyed Monkey

push your d-ck in the girls eye so hard that it comes out the -ss hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her b-tthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she’ll burn your d-ck on fire just for giggles.
my and my dylan flanagan josh arista and pat oliver have done the one eyed monkey have you?

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