push your d-ck in the girls eye so hard that it comes out the -ss hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her b-tthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she’ll burn your d-ck on fire just for giggles.
my and my dylan flanagan josh arista and pat oliver have done the one eyed monkey have you?
- the pallbearer
the worst movie ever ever made! i love gweneth paltrow, but…this was definatly the worst thing she could ever do to her career. and that horrible guy, you know…ross from “friends”…yeah, he’s in it (so its already a bad movie) it sucks! the ending, it is the worst “come on tom tomson…” “ok”, then he […]
- The Producers
the producers was at first a film made by mel brooks. then they made a broadway musical based on the film. then they made a film based on the broadway musical based on the film. one can only guess how long it will take them to finally come full circle and make a new broadway […]
- the quiet game
a single player sport played predominately in public restrooms, generally while at work. the rules are simple. while excused to the restroom to plant a mighty deuce, absolutely no noise can be made. this rule is only in effect while other people are in the restroom. this game is often lost by people who wipe […]
a town in washington. very small. marijuana usage is rampant. “hey, let’s go to tenino!” “no way, man. i don’t want to get stabbed!”
- the rush
the apparent ‘high’ that a certain obviously goody two-shoes feels (initials of d.k.) when ever he does something remotily sneaky, which is in no way bad at all, but he thinks so anyway. basically its the ‘thrill’ experienced by un-bad kids who do something like steal a pencil or backdoor their buddy and not have […]