The Optimus
the optimus is when a male sticks is face into a woman’s v-g-n-l region, places his lips down on her l-b– and mutters “roll out” in a deep voice. this usually results in a instant -rg-sm from the female followed by an erection for the male which may last longer than 4 hours.
female: hey baby, i’m tired of the shocker, the annihilater, and the devastator. try something new.
male: -thinks of transformer named devastator- can i try the optimus?
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