The Orphan
the orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of shasta college. it is rumored to be practiced by tom cruise and lady gaga.
it is an evolved form of the move “the stranger” in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.
steps for performing the orphan:
first, find a comfortable chair.
second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
third, grab your p-n-s between your legs.
fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.
dan did not have anything to do on friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan…unfortunately, he used a belt sander.
a movie that will no doubt tank in the box office, this movie will suck so bad it will be released on vhs rather than dvd.
wow, i cant believe dustin hoffman saw the orphan.
Read Also:
- The Rubin Effect
when a person has the effortless ability to get/pull/attract/reel in girls. it can be used to many peoples advantage. a male who has the rubin effect can just stand still and girls will flock to him. he is also often compared to look like a certain celebrity, adding to the effect. dude 1: dude, tonight […]
- The Santiago
a s-xual posistion where the mans d-ck is in his own -ss. santiago: i did the santiago with my brother last night evan: fo sho negro
- thesauraus
a reference available to identify synonyms and antonyms of words. the purpose of the thesaurus is to eliminate the redundant use of common words. some study this reference in an attempt to increase their vocabulary skills. -s. phares instead of using the word good again, i used the thesauraus to aquire the word excellent.
- the shiznak
the mighty turtle man that lives on the highest peak of mount killamanjaro. his diet consists of dry meal and nacho cheese. do not interfere with the shiznak’s sleep or he might just destroy you with his fire breath. beware of the mighty shiznak. the shiznak is the sniznak, for reaal. the word best used […]
- Threesome hot
it is when a girl finds another girl so attractive that they would be willing to have a threesome. guy/girl: what do you think of _______? girl: that chick is threesome hot!