The Orthodox I-Theater
when two people who desire “s-xual contact” with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said “s-xual contact” (for example: if the object of your l-st is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
a bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a p-rnographic movie, preferably dp, dvda, gang-bang p-rn, etc. both partic-p-nts face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.
synonyms- true romance, secret lovers, sad clown love, conjugal-ish visit.
used in a sentence: “hey babe, did you set up the orthodox i-theater yet?” “no, i forgot the sheet and the gang-bang p-rn.” “i hate you so much! i am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!”
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