The Other Eye
the artist’s eternal struggle:
when drawing a person’s face, when you get to eyes, and you’ve drawn one perfectly, but you completely ruined the other.
hey man, nice drawing.
no, it’s awful and i hate it!
whoa chill man. why do you hate it?
i screwed up on the other eye!
what.
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