The Owen Scale


the rating scale used by duke university alumna karen owen to rate the quality of her s-xual partner/experience. the ten-point scale consists of eight areas of -n-lysis: physical attractiveness, size, talent, aggressiveness, entertainment, athletic ability, and bonus.
you should definitely hook up with shane. we went back to his place last tuesday and he’s definitely a 12/10 on the owen scale!

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