the paddington bear
when a male and female are having s-x,the male pulls his p-n-s out of the female and -j-c-l-t-s onto her teddy bear. the bear is covered in s-m-n and the male must leave the residence immediately.
paddington bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980’s.
i liked her so much i gave her the paddington bear.
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