the painter’s hold


a s-xual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon -j-c-l-t–n, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. during this time, the woman licks his s-m-n aka “paint” off of the walls and ceiling.
“man, joey, i was with felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter’s hold! it was the best time ever!”

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