The Panda
pablo sandavol of the san francisco giants
the panda hit a 2 run homer!
the s-xual act of f-cking a girl while smoking a blunt at the same time.
“dude, i gave this chick the panda last night. it was amazing! what could be better than smoking weed and f-cking?”
slang term for genetal herpes. looks cute and cuddly on the outside, but “the panda” can be mean and vicious.
1) i slept with this hot chick last night, but the b-tch gave me the panda
2) watch out for that sl-t. she has the panda…
3) i really want to sleep with this girl. but i think she has the panda
4) the panda is like a fruitcake. you get it at least once a year but you never want it
5) if you have it, the panda is the gift that keeps on giving…if you want it or not…
when you c-m on a person’s face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and c-m laden face is known as ‘the panda’.
‘i love a little bukkake session…i also like it rough. punch me in the f-cking face!’
“aight, b-tch” -thwat- thwat-
“yeahhhh” -looks into the mirror- “i look like kung fu panda”
the panda
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