the passion of the christ
a controversial movie directed by mel gibson that came out in 2004. it is about the last twelve hours of jesus christ’s life.
this shows the different views on this movie:
christian guy: did you see the p-ssion of the christ? i loved it, was uplifting and now i love g-d more than ever.
not-religious guy: i hated it, it was too bl–dy.
aethiest: i didn’t like it because it’s just stupid christians scaring children into being christian.
guy who does not exist: i’m pretty nuetral about the movie.
a movie by the guy from the road warrior. a decent effort, however i noticed a lack of aliens, monsters, car chases, gunfire, and double -n-l scenes in this movie. overall it is worth watching and i can’t wait for mel gibson’s p-ssion of the christ part ii: the revenge of jesus, coming to theatres in summer 2009.
“why did we pay 10 bucks to see the p-ssion of the christ when we could have watched our old vcr tape of the road warrior instead and spent the 10 bucks on weed?”
“mel gibson re-wrote the bible, therefore mel is our g-d”.
“i haven’t seen so much blood in a movie since dead alive”
“in mel we trust”
“the lashin’ of the christ”
a film written and directed by mel gibson and starring his good friend jesus.
a: i just saw “the p-ssion of the christ”
b: i’d rather read the book
a: there’s a book!?
a psuedo-snuff film. it’s an over two hour film of an endless torture sequence.
me: i saw “the p-ssion of the christ” on opening day. it was a two hour torture sequence.
someone: two hour torture? talk about being perpetuating.
i saw it, i hated it. 90% of the movie is just beatings and jesus walking his cross to its resting point. what a waste of time.
(mel gibson thinking) hmm, if i make a really bl–dy movie, starring jesus, everyone will go see it muwhahahaha!
though it is supposed to be a “good” movie, i don’t think i would be able to enjoy it. partly because of jesus and the brutality in the movie, but more becuase mel gibson is a member of opus dei.
i will never see the p-ssion. not because i am of weak mind or body…its just that mel gibson is an -rs-.
the p-ssion of the christ (2004) is a film about the last twelve hours of the life of jesus christ, financed and directed by mel gibson. it is a film adaptation of the traditional p-ssion play, a roman catholic tradition during the season of lent. however, the film is also very popular with non-catholic congregations.
gisbon’s “the p-ssion of the christ” took the number eight all-time domestic earner’s spot from “lord of the rings: the two towers.”
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