The Peametric System
the system of comparing p-n-s sizes through standing front to front with erect p-n-ses, edging towards eachother until one mans p-n-s touches the body of the other man
this man is crowned victor
me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose p-n-s is larger
the system of comparing p-n-s sizes through standing front to front with erect p-n-ses, edging towards eachother until one mans p-n-s touches the body of the other man
this man is crowned victor
me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose p-n-s is larger
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