The Peanuts


a large group of children, known notoriously as ‘the peanuts’, harking originally from the brutal ghetto of madley park. however these children can normally be found in most areas of the united kingdom and there description is as follows , of around 10 members with a core family unit that dominate the pack. these children are extremely aggressive resorting to use of poor english and minor vandalism to ease their boredom.
example 1: (man walks down street)

the peanuts: your gayyyyy

example 2: (group playing football)
(the peanuts steal football)
( the peanuts proceed to chew football)
the peanuts: ‘go back to p-b- land’

example 3: (the peanuts throw rock at window)
(recipients get p-ssed off at the peanuts)
the peanuts: ‘its that man across the street, we saw him do it’
if your gay and your giving your h-m-s-xual partner -n-l you grab his hair and say i have aids and see how long you hang on.
“so i did the peanut with bill last night. hung on for at least 6 seconds.”

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