The Pelican Flies Tonight


phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.
dirtbag one: yeah, i just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. what are you gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) the pelican flies tonight!!!

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