The Penalty Cunt
when you and your girlfriend are playing soccer and she starts arguing with the referee “you”…you then take off all of her clothes, lay her down, and then run and penalty kick her in the c-nt. your foot should penetrate the v-g-n-.
my wife was arguing with me while playing soccer…i then gave her ” the penalty c-nt”.
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