The Penis Fly Trap
a nearly impossible s-xual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral s-x on a man, the man has the tip of his p-n-s open up like the claws on dr. octopus’s arms, and clasp her head inside
if a girl sucks you off the wrong way, p-n-s fly trap her head to teach her a lesson
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