The Penis Kingdom
in 1455 year of our lord, there was a v-ssal ruled by the vaganians known as the p-n-s kingdom. it was founded long ago by sack-sons, but back then they were a bunch of total dumb-sses and they couldn’t read or write. and thus, they could not record history. the capital city was f-kuoka, in the year 1455, and by then the city was flourishing with drug dealers, s-x clubs, and p-rn shops. something interesting about the city was it was built on a peculiar landform called “the d-ck of g-d” and was surrounded entirely by the yellow sea. their king was none other than duce hirohitler xiv, who was known as a notorious flaming h-m-s-xual. alas, our knowledge ends at this point, as the trail ends there. however, what has become of the p-n-s kingdom is said to be located in the german mainland, after the migration of 1865. there, they live under a new name. they live under the name of the neo n-z-s.
the p-n-s kingdom is often referred to as “n-z- germany” when in actuality, it is “the p-n-s kingdom”
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