the perce
when a drug dealer sells to his mates, he sells the community goods. when the dealer himself would like to get stoned, he smokes his good weed, know as his personal stash. “the perce” refers to the personal stash, meaning the best that there is to offer.
i have been hanging out with this broad, she is the perce.
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