The universal scoring system.


a system that scores individuals based on “attractiveness” that can range from 1-20. the system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of “getting with” someone near the same score.
can be used in most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
the universal scoring system.
example: a male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. the universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:

location (billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. billy who has a us of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)

money ( candy has a us of 19. dave has a us of 7, but dave is rich. therefore candy settles with dave)

self esteem ( sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her us score is 16. therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with sarah.)

other exceptions can be found, but overall the universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.

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