The Perch
to have one’s chin rest on top of anothers index and middle finger only. the percher must perch the perchee by surprise. most people are unperchable because they do not like to be touched near the neck and it is quite impressive if someone is perchable. it is against the rules of perching to perch yourself.
—-caution!!!!!—–
to give a stranger the perch can lead to severe physical danger to the percher.
bar incident: billy b-mps into johnny accidentally. johnny, very mad, turns around and gives billy the perch. billy knocks johnny out. the end.
lunchroom incident: sally and bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. they sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. sally, thinking it woperuld be funny, gave bobby the perch. bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. r.i.p bobby.
Read Also:
- Alaska nationalist movement
a movement that seeks to make alaska an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies in the us ect. john is in the alaska nationalist movement.
- Monitor Stalking
monitor stalking – someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work. accountant 1 – i sure wish i had my bank statements. accountant 2 – for sure, it’s too bad your accounting -ssistant suffers from monitor stalking.
- maintaintenance
the act of cleaning, shaving, or powdering your taint. my meat bridge is on fire, i’m in need of some serious maintaintenance.
- Heightenhaus
(hi-den-hou-ziz) – the act of be excessively tall or above average in height and tends to weigh less than 150lbs. this quality of skill can be used to get “out of reach objects” for others, dodging bullets thru used of turning sideways being thinner than a piece of paper, and has the ability to inhale […]
- coach bush
the coach who sleeps with all the students after they graduate. that’s a coach bush-er!